007 Bond movie ideas for names

Serious and funny

I once heard that that the people who make 007 movies are running out of names. Well here are my ideas for franchise. They can take these of them for me for free. I demand no copyright.

Funny

Dr. No I don't sign passports anymore

Doctor Noooooooo, a sacrcastic doctor who is sarcastic to people

Doctor No No No A very thatcherite doctor No

Doctor No I only meant strip from the waist up

Doctor No, we do not have doctor here but we have a nurse

Dr. No, He is not a yes man

Dr No Do not work for this man he never agrees to anything.
From Russia with Lobsters
Goldfingerooo
Thunderball, well that will teach you to do your zip up too quickly
You Only Live Twice, cats say is that all
On Her Majesty's Secret Service, if so it's secret why did you make a movie about it then
Diamonds Are Forever, not they are not they can be ground down.
Live and Let Die, contradictory title make up your mind
The Man with the Golden Gun, where did he win that with a gold fish at the fairground
The Spy Who lovened Me bread,
Moonraker, the moon is made of rock what are you trying to grow moon cheese, moon potatoes
For Your Eyes Only, well what is everbody else doing in the cinema then
Octopussy, here pussy, pussy, here pussy, 8 of them
A View to a Kill, I asked for a view of the sea
The Living Daylights, you do not need to turn a light on in the daytime, what about global warming.
Licence to Kill, AKA the fishing licence
GoldenEye, Oh you fell for the paint in the telescope again did you
Tomorrow Never Die, Yes it does what about the day after
The World Is Not Enough, well try uranus
Die Another Day, Well what day are we watching then
Casino Royale, Why is the queen opening it, or did you just call it that to make yourself posh