Jokes about Billy Bob Thornton

He was born in Hot Springs, Arkansas, United States

Which Hot Springs was he born in? Did he bounce around alot.

He was in the flick One False Move, it turned out it was not a false move.

He lived in both Alpine, Arkansas and Malvern, Arkansas. So if he put on skies in the town of alpine in Arkansas he could have said he was a alpine skier.

He was in Primary Colors. No that is just the name of a movie he is not one of the Primary Colors. He is not in the rainbow.

He was in Armageddon, no i mean the movie, not the actual event.

He was in Monster's Ball, with Halle Berry. Is this monster movie. I hope the Loch Ness monster and the Abominable snowman are in it and play soccer. The the ball would be called Monster's Ball.

He was in the The Alamo, as a soldier, no, I mean the war movie not the actual event. Considering no soildiers from the Texan side survied that would have meant he was a Mexican.

He has been married five times, not all at once.

He was in the movie U Turn, so he should know how to turn around, he did a movie about it.

He was in Love Actually as The US President. How can he president of us, what about them.

He was in the The Thin Red Line. Well if he was in the line it cannot be that thin as people are not that thin as line can be.

He was in The Astronaut Farmer. Did he farm cheese on the moon