Cabin Jokes
Comedy about the imporant issue for vacations: You may be in your cabin at present here are some jokes to laugh at. LOL or should I say LOG
Do you have cabin fever?
No I Have luxury cabin fever, that means I have great delusional illness that means I see great views of the mountains with palaces, and I feel hot all the time.
No you do not understand it really hot here it is a luxury cabin and there are great views.
Goldilocks the rent a cabin tale
Bear
comes back to find someone has been eating their porridge, then remembers he rented
cabin out on a timeshare.
People wonder why those bears had left their cabin to goldilocks. Actually it was because they did not have an indoor toilet so they had to got in the forest. Hence the saying.
Have you heard of that exclusive vacation destination Pigeon forge? I heard it is coo coo cool.
Have you heard of the Smoky Mountains, and next door to it is the ash tray Cave.
Where does a pigeon stay on holiday in the USA? Pigeon Forge.
I heard they have built statues for the pigeons to have toilet facilities.
Log cabin rental. Make sure you are not just renting or buying a toy log cabin.
Imagine if you went all the way to a destination and all they had was a toy log cabin. You would be furious.
Maybe a good idea would be a log cabin that is also a boat and a beach house. As a boat it could be made of wood then washed up on the beach. It would be a beach house
What is a bin beside a cabin? a cabin bin. So do not buy the use of a cabin bin instead of a cabin by accident. Someone might sell you a cabin bin and you thought they accidentialy repeated the last part of ther word cabin by accident.
It is known by most Americans that Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin. This is seen as making him a humble man of people. A total of seven US Presidents were born in log cabins. Peop,e say that is sign of being a man of the people, nowadays it is sign you were being holidayed in an exclusive holiday destination
What does a Pigeon say in Gatlinburg when trying to rent out cabins, Cheap Cheap Cheap Cabin Rentals,
In 1930, the world's largest log cabin was constructed in a private resort in Montebello, Quebec, Canada. Often described as a log château, it now serves as the Château Montebello hotel. "Wood" you believe it. LOL. What ever you do, if you visit there do not take your termite circus with you.
Where would Letterman go on vacation? a log chât show
If they made taxis in London out of wood they could be called log cabs.
Just imagine a Mr. Gatlinburg wanted to get cab (AKA taxi) to the city of Gatlinburg. He would be in deep confusion.
Tree houses can be higher than some skyscrapers. So if someone says in Gatlinburg, they have a high rise apartment, do not be surprised if you are taken to a house in a Tree house.
If you invite a woodpecker round tell him the wall is not lunch.
How about they genetically modify a oak to grow into a log cabin. That would confuse lumber jacks. They would have to not knock down a house to build a oak.
I rented my cabin for use but when they arrived they surprised to find me I told them I had only rented the walls and I still owned the inside, So then they took the walls away.
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Ofcourse the most exclusive type of cabin is a chocolate one or even better a chocolate and whipped cream one.
There are two kinds of log homes: handcrafted and milled ( machine profiled ). A handcrafted log home is typically made of logs that have been peeled but are essentially unchanged from their natural appearance when trees. A milled or machine profiled log home is one constructed of logs that have run through a manufacturing process to a consistent size and appearance. Why do they call them handcrafted, they have to used an axe and equipment surely is should be slighly lower ammounts of machinery. Or is the lumberjack ripping down trees without axes. Only joky.
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