Such as putting ocean liners on the canals, or rivers, or Mersey, & renting out the space on the ships to business or for homes. At the very least we can use this as permanent storage space. Everyone talks about rising land prices.. Would it not be profitable to put an ocean liner on the river Mersey & hire it our for office space. Why not build a football ship too, for all the teams that want to move to Manchester. Maybe put these on the River Lune. Where we get a old big ship build a football pitch on it, & sail it around playing the European cup final on it if small cities cannot afford to build their own stadium. OK i admit, the game would be ruined if it got wavey. How about roundabout space, look at all that wasted space in the roundabout areas, in Manchester. How many homes could they build there. You call it roundabout space i call it prime real estate. My company roundabout investment plan to make billions from this space as we bought all the mayor for a cool million. Please help us though we are trapped in the middle. They could build a bridge from the roundabout over the roundabout to the other side. Why has no one ever built an underground house in the Rivers, & below the streets.. It would fetch millions. Look at this a view of the canals. A view in the river. Maybe let people live in Old Trafford, or Man City's stadium on non football days. Also another idea is caravans on top of skyscraper, this is wasted space, I will hire out the top of these structures & multi storey car parking areas to put caravans. Also another idea is that if the police say you cannot just park there all night. Another idea is to have the sleep bus for tourism. What happens is as it is cheaper to have a bus than a hotel in parts of Manchester. We have a giant bus. You pay for the night to sleep on this bus which drives around Manchester, parks occasional to save on fuel then moves on when the police see us. In total you will get a cheaper price than sleeping in a hotel. Also another idea along the same line is sleep in a submarine in the canals. You go into the the submarine then we sink the submarine you sleep then we raise the submarine. Another idea is hot air balloons, or zeppelin, or airships, for your office or hotel space, you just pay for the cost of something to tie your hot air balloon too. You can have as big a hotel room you like depending on the size of the hot air balloon, zeppelin. Then when you need to get down you tell us. Chimneys is another area of wasted space in Manchester. We plan to buy all the chimneys in Manchester. What is the point in building a high rise apartment when you can have a hot air balloon for cheaper looking over anywhere in Mancheter you want. Another idea is if the Manchester council say you cannot park that boat there, we get alot of ships, You come to the centre of Manchester to work, Because you wanto set up business in Manchester you get on the ship arrive at 9 in the morning. Then as the river canal port authority will not let us just park there all day we sail up the river & then you can have the freedom of the ship all day, then the ship goes back to the point you got on at, at 5 o'clock. So you have an exclsuiove Manchester address for you business or home. This idea can work for homes, or event ships too. I can't see why the mayor does not do this already. Also you don't have to pay Manchester mayor any rent as you on a river & no one owns the river. So we are giving you the cheapest prices.
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Another idea is to use the pigeons, for transport, tie yourself to forty or so pigeons to transport you around the city. People could live in scarp yards, or lorries. You name it Old Trafford, Salford, Moss Side or other areas, or the town centre, or any other other exclusive area of Greater Manchester we can get cheap housing using our ideas. What about the Manchester library. Nobody lives there at night. We have got many more bright ideas. Also pizza delivery men & ambulance men alllways have work to do, so tie the caravan to the back of the pizza van or ambulance, they are moving anyway, so you are not costing any extra money, so that can be another version of the sleep bus. Look at http://www.lonympics.co.uk/
Bright ideas for cheap housing in Manchester.
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