Alternative joke ways of getting Cheap housing in Sydney, the Aussie city of dreams off the Pacific ocean. All the most exclusive places Sydney Opera House, the olympic stadium, Centrepoint Tower, the Bondi beach, Chinatown, Darling Harbour, East Sydney and Darlinghurst.

Joke ideas for property in the city of the syndney opera house, the sydney bridge and who can forget the 2000 summer olympics city

How about putting ocean liners on Pacific ocean coast and renting out the space on the ships to business or for homes. At the very least we can use this as permanent storage space. Everyone is talking about rising land prices Why would it not be profitable to put an ocean liner on the coast, and hire it our for office space. Why not build a football ship too, for all the teams that want to move to Sydney. Where we get an old big ship build a football or rugby pitch on it, and sail it around playing the Aussie soccer, or rugby trophies, or the series, on it if small cities cannot afford to build their own stadium. The football side could tour the coast every few weeks, OK I admit, the game would be ruined if it got wavey, and the sharks, might cause problems if the ball goes in the sea. How about roundabout space, look at all that wasted space in the roundabout areas, in Sydney. How many homes could they build there. You call it roundabout space I call it prime real estate. My company roundabout investment plan to make billions from this space as we bought all the mayor for a cool windy million. Please help us though we are trapped in the middle. They could build a bridge from the roundabout over the roundabout to the other side. Why has no one ever built an underground house in the port. It would fetch millions. Look at this a view of the lake. A view in the river. A view of the fish and the whale that swim up the port. Also another idea is caravans on top of the skyscraper, such as Centrepoint tower, or the opera house, this is wasted space. I will hire out the top of these structures and multi storey car parking areas to put caravans on. Also another idea is that if the police say you cannot just park there all night. Another idea is to have the sleep bus for tourism. What happens is as it is cheaper to have a bus than a hotel in Sydney. We have a giant bus. You pay for the night to sleep on this bus which drives around Sydney, parks occasional to save on fuel then moves on when the police see us. In total you will get a cheaper price than sleeping in a hotel. Also another idea along the same line is sleep submarine. You go into the submarine then we sink the submarine you sleep then we raise the submarine. Another idea is hot air balloons, or zeppelin, or airships, for your office or hotel space, you just pay for the cost of something to tie your hot air balloon too. You can have as big a hotel room you like depending on the size of the hot air balloon, zeppelin. Then when you need to get down you tell us. Chimneys is another area of wasted space in Sydney. We plan to buy all the chimneys in Sydney. What is the point in building a high rise apartment when you can have a hot air balloon for cheaper looking over anywhere in Sydney you want. OK the city is windy so that is difficult, but just hold the baloons down with rope.

Sydney does need more ideas for use of land. How about using up the stadium when the game is off as indoor hotel space.

Another idea is if the Sydney council say you cannot park that boat there, we get alot of ships, You come to the centre of Sydney to work, Because you wanto set up business in the windy city you get on the boat arrive at 9 in the morning. Then as the port authority will not let us just park there all day we sail up the coast and then you can have the freedom of the ship all day, then the ship goes back to the point you got on at, at 5 o'clock. So you have an exclusive Sydney address for you business or home. This idea can work for homes, or event ships too. I can't see why the mayor does not do this already. Also you don't have to pay Sydney mayor any rent as you on a coast and no one owns the river. So we are giving you the cheapest prices. How about building some houses on the

Also let us put some small shops and housing space on Sydney Harbour Bridge, like they would on that bridge in Blackpool in the UK that just goes out to the sea.

You name it or any other other exclusive area of Sydney we can get cheap housing using our ideas. What about the Sydney library. No one lives there at night. We have got many more right ideas. Also pizza delivery men and ambulance men alllways have work to do, so tie the carravan to the back of the pizza delivery van or ambulance, they are moving anyway, so you are not costing them any extra money, so that can be another version of our sleep bus. The city of sydney. we could also sail the ships up the Parramatta River And we can fly the baloons to the blue mountains.

Sydney population growith

1800: 2,540 inhabitants
1820: 12,000
1851: 39,000
1871: 205,800
1901: 487,900
1925: 1,039,000
2003: 4 million
2050: 6 million (projected)

Bright ideas for cheap housing in Sydney.

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