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What does the monkey say to the animal with a long neck eating food of it's tree?

Girraffe my tree

What do you call an flower with long nose?

A rhinoce roses

What do you call a wealthy primate who works in a safe?

A money Key

What do you call a hippoes potty?

A hippo potty potty

What animal would be best at Amercian football?

A rabitt. They are allways stamping their feet as if they are going, hup hup ready to throw to the quarteback

What Spanish animal wrote the 1st Spannish Novel? a donkey and a keyote.

On a whaling ship what does a captain make you walk? A plankton

What city is most like ferret OtterWa

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