Comedy Baseball

Jokes about Baseball

It will laugh you out of the ballpark

Did you here about the Vampire Baseball side, they were very good on the bat

And in the 9th inning the braves require 2 home runs to beat the yankees

Our coach has just done a home run.

I did know he was allowed to play!

He is not, he has gone home.

The pitcher

Which player would make the best subject for a painting?

The pitcher

Our pitcher has thrown a complete game

Wow, well done, it is must be tiring to do 9 innings, No the pitcher lost the game.

The battery is composed of the pitcher, who stands on the rubber of the mound, and the catcher.

I just through a curveball,

but it went straight.

But ball is curved.

I just through a fastball

But it went slow

Not, when the batter hit it

The batter

Why do they not put bread crumbs on the bat?

Use a teleport machine

Out player is the rooster, cause he was top of the roster

The player must stand in the Batter's box,

why are they trying to wrap him up.

Our team is on defcom 4

What do you mean?

Our bases are loaded

Are good at Covering a base?

yes I brought a blanket.

Are you good at baserunning

No he keeps leaving his base for another one

Our batting team is good, they should not give us a Intentional marathon

We have a Farm team

We have not got any players out of it, but we get free din din supplies.

Our Ghost runner is our best player he should take over as coach.

What is the most expensive mistake?

A Golden sombrero

It is the Seventh inning stretch.

Our team has been stretched all the game.

Our side lost to the Hidden ball trick, what cheat?

It happens to anyone

But you don't understand it was the batting team doing the trick and the umpire fell for it, they kept pretending they had hit homes runs.

Where does Yogi Berra have house in the country? Jellostone stadium

We all know Yogi Berra got his name from, Yogi Bear, but it is little known fact that Booboo, got his name from a yankees player at a game agains the Boston Red Sox, the cartoon writer asked what the name of the batter, was, the crowd said Boo Boo.

We know about the Baseball Hall of Fame, but where is the toilet, or what about the storage room. And why are they in the hall are they in que to get to the toilet? Who is in the way.

Why do the USA

Take Me Out to the Ball Game?

You're out

Stike one, stike two, strike three, wow this teamsters, interference has started to get to our team.

Why do they call them that?

Chicago White Sox, but they have black socks

Colorado Rockies, they should have rocky bases, you have to climb.

New York Yankees,

Boston Red Sox, they don't have red socks.

How do cheat

The batter can have a 10 ft long glove so they can touch base

Put a rubber band on the ball, on your throw so just as the player is about hit the ball, it bounces back.

How to stop the catcher: Bump alot so he is put off.

Have a very large hat so the cather cannot see where the ball is

When throwing,

Put a long wall in around the fourth base.

Just form a ring of roses around the base, people holding arms around the base. Then to make sure the umpire does not think you are cheating, sing ring' a ring' a roses. This stops any chance of the batter getting to 1st base.

Cover each base in grass, then put another one a few feet away.

Have a fielder on a trapeze artist who can catch, any ball going for a home run

left fielder, center fielder, and right fielder, trapeze fielder, this would require a net

Use a ghost batter who can bat home runs at ever one. After all who are they do know whose ghost it is.