Comedy Basketball

Jokes about Basketball

You will laugh so much you will do a Teardrop

Why don't they put the the basket lower. Why did they put it that high who is helped by that.

What about three baskets for different heights.

They play on a basketball court, so if a player catches the ball it has been caught on a court.

It is not a basket really if you bought a basket like that you would be upset. Imagine it has a hole art the bottom, what is the point in a basket hole in the bottom. Oh yeah i am going shoopping don't borrow the basket from the basketball hoop do you.

How does a basketball player eat a biscuit?

He slam dunks, it in a drink then eats it.

How do you dunk, a biscuit compared to basketball.

In the sport there are 4 best known types of shot Layup, slam dunk, set shot and the jump shot.

In biscuit eating there are numerous types of biscuit dunk

The slam dunk,

the slam dunk a drop the biscuit in,

the slam dunk and pull out,

the slam dunk, stir then eat,

perhaps the best idea to bring to the sport from biscuit slamin' is the

Shots to not take from the sport to biscuits and drinks, is the jump shot, a long shot taken in the air, imagine the chaos that could cause. The layup would be arrogant thing to try in a crowded room. Imagine you have guests and you try the layup people might say that is stylish but why?

How does a biscuit maker slam dunk?

He sticks the ball in, then grabs it out and eats it.

I am the best dribbling Basketball player. The ref tells me to sweep my dribble of the court, but i say he should use the

The ball handler may not move both feet without dribbling, known as traveling, that suits me just fine. Bu the ref said i was makin' a mesh.

They say basketball bans traveling, that must be why the sport has not taken off in Britain.

No carrying of the ball. Can you imagine if that was allowed. People would bring a basket and carry it in that.

Ways to cheat

Bring a basket and put it on your head then run around as a distraction on the other team. They try to throw ball into the basket instead of the one they are supposed to. You then pick it up.

Bring another ball on when in trouble

Disguise your head as a basketball. Then confuse the opposition

Make the basketball campflaged.

Turn off the lighting and and fit your team with night vision goggle.

This can be done for whole game or just short period so your team can win the game.

Use a ladder

Invent potion that make the player jump high or invent a trainer that can make a player jump