Comedy history and info on Celtic F.C

Celtic Football Club

A Scottish football club, in the Scottish Premier League, the highest form of competition in Scotland. The club is based in the east end of Glasgow.

The club were founded by Irish sailor who had sunk his boat off the coast of Scotland, while trying to emigrate to the USA. His boat was named tic. So he had to sell his boat he had enough money to build a football pitch, which he called Sell tic. They are named the bhoys, after what the sailor had held onto, while in the ocean.

Their biggest rival is rain gers. They were formed by people who wanted to sink the boat, by making it rain.

Together with their rivals, Raingers F.C, they form the Old Firm which is one of the most fiercest rivalries in the ocean, apart from the sea gull and the storm bird. A bit like the rivalary with the the pigeon and the owl on non ocean. Many a seagull and a pigeon is a supporter of the club. While the gannet, owl, and storm bird is known as a fan of rain gers.

In 1967, Celtic became the first Northern European team to win to win the European Cup, which had previously been the preserve of Italian, Portuguese and Spanish clubs. Celtic won every competition that they entered that season: Scottish League, Scottish FA Cup, Scottish League Cup, European Cup and the Glasgow Cup, the best dressed bhoy, the boat of the year award, the I belong to Glasgow singing contest, seagull player of the year award, the soap opera actress of the year award, the Celtic lookalike , the funniest joke award, the unfunniest joke award. The next year they just won the league.

They like to wear green as the ocean is often covered in algae. The life bhoy thrown to the sailor was covered in algae, so they were green hoops. Rain gers wear blue to represent the ocean.