Who would win a soccer - football game in - Clowns v Mime artists

Judgement by Comedy Judge

Venue could it be Mimebely or the Mimlenium stadium

Case For the Mime artists

Mime artists would be able to dive over the clowns massive shoes and win free kicks and pens.

Mime artist could dumby the clown defence by one striker pretending to have the ball when another player has the ball

Mime artist could dumby the clown team goaly at a penatly sending him the wrong way

Mime artist can climb a mime staircase to reach high ball, and head into the net.

Mime artist could build a mime wall across the defence making the clown team think there is real wall blocking their way that the mime artist owns the key too.

Mime artist can fool the clown to thinking the goal is some where other than it is. The mime artist would mime a goalpost 10 m away from the real goalpost.

Case for the clowns

Clown can place whoopi cushion on mime artist coaches bench to distract him

Clown can use comedy falling trick to win pens.

Use pretend crying trick to stop referee sending him off and to make diving realistic.

Clown can put whoopi's on pen spot to distract keeper when pen being taken.

Throw buckets of paper over the field. People think it is a bucket of water. So match can be off if side is down.