Comedy Cricket

Jokes about Cricket

This website is wicket

What is a Batsman?

A bat name for a vampire.

What does a Bowler wear for a hat?

A bowler hat.

We lost but it does not matter, it was only a Test match, at least it was not a real match.

umpires.

One Day International

Why does a coach not want to give the opposition side unhygenic food?

He does not want them to have the runs.

What do you call a batter who is good at night?

A cricket batter "bat".

Why does a batman not iron his suit?

He does not wants to reach his crease, when he is on a run?

You have just a bowled an Over.

I know, it went over the head of the batter.

What does a wicket keeper, keep in his fridge?

A wicket

Why do wides

An intentional walk

I am silly mid off

Yes that must be why you pit that whoopi cushion under the wicket keepr.

county cricket

Ways to cheat

Get a bat to catch the ball and fly away with it.