Comedy Formula 1

Jokes about Formula One

When it is cold a Ferrari, could have a coat of artificial fur

Then it could be a Furrari

Why would a chicken make a good driver

They are good at Clutch, clutch, cluth control

How do you know drivers enjoy chocolate biscuits

They allways drive with empty aero foils at the back,

What constructor would be the best sponsor for McLaren

Apple Mack Laren

Did you know Michael Schumacher has a surname that means shoe maker, and that he won his first race in silverstone, which is in Northampton which is famous for shoe making. Is that a coincidence. Why did Nostradamus not predict that? The code was all there. Olilver Stone should do a conspiracy movie about that one.

They hold a race in spa. I hope they can get their shopping done too.

I heard that the race uses rear wheel drive.

Why doesn't the driver do the driving.

They had to ban turbo, because note every driver wanted to wear a turban on their head.

I am a great tactician, when I win a race somebody allways waves an empty chess board at me.

I was just about to win the Monaco grand Prix when I had to stop.

Why did you get a puncture, an engine failure.

No somebody wanted to cross the street, and had pressed the traffic lights on.

What is the best racecourse to sponsor, for a new company?

Brands Hatch, as it can hatch a new brand.

Why do all the teams like to keep their tyres from the Silverstone Circuit?

So they can keep their silver on the tyres, that has been worn of the silver stone.

What track is run by the police?

Indianapolice 500

What is the most knighted part of formula one?

The Sircut

How to cheat

Have a extendable nose on the car that can reach out above a car and infront of it, if you are just behind another one, on the race. Then extend the nose on the final straight.

Use Herbie, or Herbie's buddies

Use a remote control device to control the other machines and say they do want to drive.