Comedy Lacrosse

Jokes about Lacrosse

These jokes won't make you crosse

Why is out player carrying a large feather, in his cap. Because he is in the wing area.

The goal sits inside a circular "crease"

That is why the goal should not be ironed

Boss says to player after a score by opposition: Why did you not check the player?

I did check him. He showed me his ID card, and I allowed to go on his way. Oh you meant to stop him.

It must be called box lacrosse, as the indoor stadium is the box.

If the game is played on a carpet

Who does the hoovering

Ans when the carpet is new, do you get told off, when you spill a drink on it.

The ref gave me a green card

Wow you can go to the US

Men's defensive sticks, are usually as long as the rules permit, to allow a defenseman to stay further away from the player he is covering while still playing defense effectively. If that is show how about joining two sticks together

Boss says why did you put your wallet in your stick?

The player: Because you told me to put my wallet in my pocket. so I put it in my stick pocket.

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What happens if a bird lands in your stick and tries to lay in it. It is a bit like nest.

How to cheat?

How about training a crow to carry the ball to the other net

Then it could be a LaCrows