Plants to grow on a soccer - football pitch

Red Roses to make sides from Lancashire stop to admire the rose of their county

Thistle to put in defence in the box to stop striker running through. But make sure keeper is able to cope with diving on the flower.

Nettle to stop striker running through

Oak tree for striker to climb to head high ball

Oak tree to put in defence as the oak tree of the defence

 

Long grass for short striker to hide in.

Apple tree for player to have food to eat during match

Bannana for Brazil player to know how to score with free kick.

Vines for player to swing through the defence on.

catnip to attract great keeper to club

catnip to encourage great striker to dive

Daisy to encourage people to take low shot

Meadow to help soccer player in Mid or meadow field

Maze so that home team know way round maze, Great winger can do mazey run

Greenhouse - so soccer side can have advantage in being used to hot weather

 

Onion to help the player look more realistic when diving

Cranberry to put beside the turkey of the side

Mellon to act as spare soccer ball

Crest to help soccer player crest the ball into box

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