Comedy Snooker

Jokes about Snooker

It's only a game now, so, give it a real goofy laugh

It is a cue sport, so remember your cue. You cannot just use a part of your body.

I have a max break of 130

Wow you scored 130 is that possible?

Yes I have broken 130 cues, I am so rubbish as the game I keep breakin' my cue.

I am the laziest player in snooker, it is not just my cue that requires a rest.

It is not fair I was just about win British open, then in the final frame, no one had a 50 p coin, so we had to abondon the tournament.

I have won 6 frames in the match. No I did not win the other player said he would give me a picture frame, if I lost.

I am not saying the referee was strict but he took the snooker chalk and forced me to write out lines on a black board, just because I missed a shot

A famous risque quote from a snooker player: "I am glad there has not been a streaker during a snooker game. I would not want them to pot".

I am so talented at this game I can pot, with my wrong hand

I am so talented at this game, that I could pot, with my wrong hand, with my eyes closed.

I am so talented at this game I can pot, with my eyes closed, with with my feet.

I am so talented at this, I can pot with eyes eyes closed, and with the wrong foot.

Ways to cheat in the game

Put cling film over some pocket

How to make the game tougher

Make the ball heavier

Put obstacle crazy golf like stuff on the table.

How to make the game make more Cash

Invite people to pay to eat food of the table while the game is on

Have food snooker, when the ball is potted, it is sold as food.

Hold a snooker table

player wins a frame, they have to