Comedy ideas for cheating in soccer

Do not do these ideas - this is comedy

Send a player onto the field in the other sides shirt to make it look like they have got too many people on the pitch

Disguise the road signs to point the side to another town.

Name your club after a town 50 km away, so that sides travel to that town and find out they are in the wrong town giving a forefeit

Make the away dressing room into a sauna so that opposition are exhauseted by the game.

Make the team play another game before the match but pretend that is the game they are here for.

Play in green for camoflage

Move the goal on a track, so when the goaly is looking forward move the goalpost so that you can score.

Sign the invisible man as a striker

Make the opposition dugout face the other way.

Put their dugout 10 feet deep so they have to climb a stair like a trench to see the game.

Pretend you have signed the invisible man as a striker when you have just put a remote control device in the ball

Pretend the other side have an invisible man on their bench and that he is not wearing any clothes so is cheating.

Put the club mascot on goal, the club mascot is a blue whale.

Put a mirror opposite their dugout on the other side of the pitch. Then when their team go for a substitute they run to the wrong side of the pitch, and they get opposite instructions from the boss. Make this a funny mirror so they think they are putting on weight, or losing weight

Train animal life to affect the game.

A bird ( vulture) trained to divert the ball by picking it up. Train Mole to move it from underground when pen being done.