Comedy netball

Jokes about netball

These jokes will net this page some laughs

Why is our attacker carrying a feather on her head?

She is a Wing Attacker

Why does your coach where a bib is he going to play?

No he is going to have his dinner.

Why do Russians play the game with no ball?

Because it is Net ball.

I nottice the way they call it s a basket in the basketball and a goal ring in this one. That is more sensible Because it is not a basket is it? Imagine using that for shopping.

I have given the other side a free pass,

but we bribed you, we have to pay you for passes

The game is played on a Court, so when player is caught is cheating they are caught on a court.

How to cheat

Have a cling film over the net.

Make the net to small for the ball to fit through.

Netball rules don't permit players to take more than one step in possession of the ball. What about sliding, instead of steps.

Paint your feet as a hand so you can touch the ball with your feet.

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