Comedy Wrestling

Jokes about Wrestling

Mainly about World Wrestling Entertainment. or WWE

These jokes will leave you floored as you will be laughing so much

It used to be the WWF, but the pandas kept being defeated.

It is not fixed, it is just that they already know the result after seeing it on a time travel machine and do not see the point in changing the result.

Hulk Hogan used to do that thing of putting his hand against his ear as if to say I can't hear you. He actually was trying to show off he had no ear wax.

What would "Macho Man" Randy Savage say if he lost a game.

Ohhhhh Nooooo!

I am training to be wrestler my name is the invisible man. You donlt see me. The trick is i don't go there, and still get paid.

My witty replies to the rock

Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'

Well change your underpants then Mr Rock

It doesn't matter what your name is

Why don't you my autograph

Know your role, and shut your mouth

But i am the announcer

Just bring it!

Yeah i will win and you know it.

The Rock says...

I interrupt the comment, with telephone for Mr Rock.

My witty responses to Stone Cold

"And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so! "

No saying it does not make it

Open up a can of whoop ass!

Well I only got some baked beans but if that is what you want. go an ask for some.

I get the signature Middle finger

I reply with the retort,"what's a matter broke a finger nail".

My witty replies to Randy Savage

I'm too hot to handle, and too cold to hold

I say I brought some gloves.

Randy says You been running from Macho like I got a disease

Yeah the disease you gonna lose to me.

SummerSlam

How to cheat

Count very quickly up to 3 seconds.

Make the wrestle ring so small only one wrestler can fit in.