Comedy handball

AKA team handball, field handball, European handball, or Olympic handball

Jokes about Team handball

This website is so funny you will require a hanky to cover your mouth

Who do the English think is the best handball player?

Maradona

It is a drawn now, it is Overtime

We can go home now then

Handball tries hard to be the opposite of football, they use their hand and not their their feet. They have a throw off to start the game rather than a throw in to put the ball back into play.

A player is allowed only 3 steps with the ball, so what about hopping.

Confusion of 3 second rule

Boss says: why did you not try and catch the ball for the whole game.

Player says: I did, but you said you could only hold the ball for 3 seconds.

Boss says: I did not mean 3 seconds for the whole match I mean at once.

Why does the goalkeeper have a restraining line? Why would he want to get back a strain

What would be the best handball player?

An octopus

How to cheat?

Paint your hand the colour of giant handball so the opposition think you have the ball.

Put a mirror on your hand that can confuse the oppisition to where you or the ball is

A colour changing top, that can change to colour of the opposition side, when the ref is not looking.

Camoflage your feet as a hand so you can use your feet.