Comedy Rugby

Jokes about Rugby

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What is the difference between rugby league and rugby union?

No outdated jokes about it being the accents

It was invented int the town of Rugby

Lucky it was not a town with a rude name or what if it had been invented in football town.

We did very well we tried very hard. Get it we Try - ed.

I am a good stand off I allways stand away from everything.

I am good prop I just stand there and don't do anything.

I am a good Loose Forward, I have lost some weight so my shorts keep falling down.

I know the The Six Tackle Rule, i do not make more than 6 in a game often I do none.

What player likes to eat tasty food?

Those who are key in the scrumymage

Why does a rugby player not want to buy a rabbit?

Because they have got cauliflower ears.

Why is a Line-out, a Line-out, and not a Line-in

Why did the USA not want to have a British ref?

They did not want to be run by the British umpire.

Our goalkicker is so superb at the game that they have to make the posts 200ft high, so that the ref can see if the ball has gone through the posts.

The two giant letter H's at the end of each end are used to say hey nice to see you at the game.

In Lacrosse the pitch is called a carpet

Why not call the rugby pitch a rug?

How to cheat?

Throw the ball forward and wear boots on your shows so it looks you kicked it.