Comedy polo

Jokes about polo

They will make you laugh so much you will be horse.

No your horse is not neighing it is laughing at this.

I have been playing the game, but where is the mint, do we get it at the end of the game?

Player of the game says in an interview : I am great a polo player I have won the championship with a great shot, and have covered every blade of grass.

Interviewer says: Yes but what is more impressive is that, you are a talking horse.

Who would make the best TV presenter on a polo pitch?

polo mallet, on Wacaday and the Wide Awake Club,

I am not saying that it is a sport mainly played by the upper class, but the horses don't says Neigh Neigh, they says Ya Ya Ya.

I am not saying that polo is a sport mainly done by the upper classes, but the horses don't live in a stable they live in stately stable.

I am not saying that polo is a sport mainly done by the upper classes, but the crowd does not do a Mexican wave it does a royal wave.

It is complete rubbish that only the upper class play the game.

the super wealthy play too, and you could play the game without a horse, by riding a cheaper animal. .

How about pantomine horse polo contest.

In some areas they play Unicorn polo

It was a stupid idea to have a horse as a the ref, when ever we asked if it was score, he would say neigh neigh.

That team was so tough they made Mares of Diomedes, look easy.

Ofcourse the horse wants to win. My horse wanted to win so badly it has started whipping me with it's tail.

I am fed up with this we win, the horses get a lump of sugar, well what do we get.

Play occurs in seven minute periods, called chukkas

If the game is fixed it is played in chucked

Someone bribed the horse

How do you know?

Because when I asked if the horses shoes were on, the stable man said it was fixed.

He was talking about the shoes being fixed on.

New stable boy for side says to boss, it is OK I have bought new shoes for your horse, boss,

And don't worry I got rid of those metal ones, and bought him some suede blue shoes.

He will easily win because they say this is the sport of monarchs, and after all Elvis says. You can do anything but lay off my blue suede shows.

I tried to bribe the other teams horse but when I asked if it would take the bribe it said, neigh.

Crooked opposition boss say to servant, I thought i told your to drug their horses

Servant replies I thought you said to drug our horses.

What do you call a stable man who lives next door to his horses?

A neigh neigh bour

My mount is so superb it is a polo champ, and it is a "flat" racing winner, and "house" racing champion too.

How to cheat?

Teach the horse how to kick the ball.

Dress people up as a horse so it can make moves that a horse would not make.

Get one of theose costumes where it looks like you have four legs, you know they have cosutmes where you can pretend to have an emu well just get the bottom half, then you can run round with more moveability.

What about getting a giant trojan horse and riding that, and having people in the horse who can slip out and change the game while the ref is not able to see.

Use a unicorn so he can use his horn to hit the ball.

Get Mr Tumnus to play for your side.

Get a pan, or a Satyr, Faun(these are horse - goat / human creatures) to be in the side.