Comedy Field hockey

Jokes about Field hockey

Can you stick to this comedy

Why is that man running away with the goalpost

It is the goalkeeper.

We have just won a short corner

Why is someone not wearin', the right shorts

I suppose when a team has scored a lot they have the hoc key.

I am not saying my umpire was strict but when I conceded a goal I had to write lines on the backboard behind the net.

I have just been given a Green card, by the umpire

Wow does that mean you can go to the USA.

Now for the Tie breaker

But I am not wearing a tie.

I just tried the scoop

Wow that is a tough shot.

No I mean I left the field and had a scoop of that ice cream.

Now for a penalty stroke

I did not stroke anyone.

Now for a Drag flick

Wow with a name like Drag it had to be invented by the Dutch, when they legalised that bad stuff. Which you should not smoke because it is dangerous.

Field hockey stick

Ways to cheat

Have a giant stick.

Dress a player up as the umpire.

Camoflage a player.

By a stick with a rubber ball on it.