Comedy Skiing, Snowboarding, and other snow sports

Jokes about Skiing

These jokes won't make you feel downhill

Why do people wear sun glasses on the snow slopes

To keep it cool so there is snow.

Giant slalom, isn't that a move in basketball

Why have you put your name on the Biathlon board, and entered for the "Biathlon" time a record score of half an hour when you have not been on it.

Oh sorry I imagined it was for a "bath long" time. I have had a half hour bath.

So you say you have snowboarded before. Have you used a half pipe?

I do not smoke

Our artificial ski slope cannot be used as it has snowed.

You have heard of Ski jumping, what about ski hopping, ski skipping, ski running, ski running backward

I knew our olympic side was not going to do well when i heard our skier say "I have just done my shopping at the frozen food store, you do not mind if I bring my stuff down the slope with me, to keep it frozen".

Have you gone on the Curling rink?

No i have not i know how eager they are to keep that rink clean they even try to brush, it when the game is in play, and i don't want to make more work for them.

ski resort

Are they for people who want to have a break from a ski.

No they are not like snow theme rides.

How about more snow based themes rides such as a

Snow elevator,

Snow dodgems with mini snow ploughs

Snow big wheel

If they did start doing snow theme rides they would have to have a sign that said

"Snow rides"

People would say there are snow rides, and would here no rides, "why did go here when they are no rides", then there would to be another sign that says "there are snow rides here".

I have tried Freestyle skiing

How?

I have new style I just stay at the top, and don't go anywhere.

I like to Ski Off-piste

Yes I draw to avoid it too, people should use the toilet.

Yes they should use the Igloo

How to cheat?

Use the chairlift on the way down to win

Follow the leader

Tie a rope onto the the best one and follow them.

Tie a rubber band at the bottom of the slope and then ski down.