Comedy Ten-pin bowling

Jokes about Ten-pin bowling

It will have you rolling in an alley

I must have done well people said I am gutsy player

No they said you kept sending tha ball down the gutter, you are supposed to send the ball down the alley. (the gutter has semicircular channels designed to collect errant balls )

What about a bowling ball drinking glass, with a straw where you put your finger.

I am not saying the standard of the game was poor, but the Lanes in the ten-pin bowling alley, had a bowling traffic jam.

Oh so you are supposed to knock the pins down, I thought you were supposed to see who could the ball as close to the pins as you can.

I brought ten pins with me?

Why

knock down those pins.

You are supposed to use a ball to knock down pins

I thought I was supposed to knock them away with pins.

What hat does a bowler wear.

A bowling hat.

Why do the trade unions support it?

Because the best player like a strike

Wow I just bowled a turkey

Well done i will stuggle to win now. Oh that is funny why are their feathers on this bowling ball.

Like i said i just bowled a turkey (this should be done as it is cruel to animal society)

Ways to cheat

Glue down the pins

A remote controlled bowling ball

Pretend you have thrown the ball so hard that it is carrying you to the pins then when you get there you knock them down. Actually don't do this as you might get stuck in the pin changing machine.

Use the same name as your opponent so they do not know who is winning.

Use a giant ball, that will knock everything down even if it goes into the gutter.

Put some pins in the gutter.

Use an intelligent bowling ball that can split into 10 pieces and then aim like ahead seaker at seperate pins.

Get a very strong breath, so you can knock over the pins.