Jokes about Tom Cruise
He was born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV
He should be good at maps with a name like mapother. But he dropped his last name for cruise.
He is so cool that, some people think his name his made up. How can someone be that cool and have such a cool name?
Lucky his first name was not Ocean, or river, or Nile.
His breakthrough was Risky Business, you could say it good business.
He likes the saying Show Me the Money, that is unpolite in some areas, as what if he is in a que in the supermarket people might think he was implying they had no money.
When he was told you can't handle the truth in a a Few Good Men, he should have said "You have been owned big time" this would have been another famous catch phrase from the movie.
He was one of the Brat Pack, a group of young actors, now they should be called the middle aged pack.
Legend was a movie he was in, I did not see this movie I imagine it was about his foot. Get it Leg End.
Jumping the couch is famous when cruise celebrated cheering on a couch, if he does that all the time then the furniture companies will be sending alot of brochures round to his house.
Vanilla Sky is a movie I have never seen it but I guess it must be about him eating vanilla ice cream from the sky.
He was in Interview with the Vampire, I have not seen this movie. I imagine it was his job to interview the vampire.
He was in Mission: Impossible, in this movie where he had to park his car south of the border of Belgium.
When it says this tape will self destruct in 10 second what if someone spoke over when you were listening, or a plane flew over head. Then you would not hear the message. So you need another tape recorder to record the message. Just in case it you do not hear it. But then you need that tape to self destruct too. What if someone stops the tape just as it says this tape will self destruct, then presses rewind or worse what if they press fast forward instead of play. What if the tape is record over. What if the you use the tape to record a special event then first time you watch it it says this tape will self destruct. Thanks a bunch you would say.
People magazine rated him among the 50 most beautiful people in the world. This impressive to you earthlings, but what if there is better looking race of people on another planet. So not so impressive now is it.
Mr Cruises movies are allways exciting and cool, that is why the name is so apt, but he should remember the concept of modesty if he had chosen the name uncool, his modesty might have earned him more cred with the establishment.
He was in Eyes Wide Shut, that does not make sense as title of movie how can your eyes be wide shut.
Maybe in some boring movies, you know the ones which do NOT star the uber cool Mr Cruise, you can paint your eye lid to make your date think you are still awake.
He has been nominated for three Academy Awards and won three Golden Globe Awards. October 10, 2006 was declared Tom Cruise Day in Japan; the Japan Memorial Day Association said he was awarded with a special day because he has made more trips to Japan than any other Hollywood star. OK that is only for good actors. Uber cool ones. You cannot just go there as any old actor and expect to have day named after you.
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