Jokes about Robert De Niro

Is he of the same line as the emperor Nero. I hope he does not play the fiddle.

He grew up in the Little Italy area of Manhattan. It was so small they had small pizzas, small spaghetti, small tower of pizza, and a small roman emperor.

His breakthrough was in the movie Mean Streets. I have never seen this movie I imagine it is about a man collecting for charity but he gets no money because the people on the street are mean.

He was in the movie The Deer Hunter. I saw that movie, was he the deer.

He put on weight and shaved his hairline to play Al Capone in The Untouchables. It was was not no avial though as Mr connery was already bald and so beat him to best supporting actor that year.

He was well known for physical demands to play a movie. For raging bull he was known to have made major effort of putting on weight. And in a shark's tale he learnt how to swim and grew fins and a fish head.

He was in Analyze This, and Analyze That, other sequel ideas could include these, those, thereof,

I have not seen Cape Fear, i imagine he brings fear to the town by wearing a cape with scary monster on it.

In 1998, he lobbied Congress against impeaching President Bill Clinton. I like to imagione how he lobbed them maybe he said."You talkin' to me?, well there is nobody here to impeach".

Mr De Niro once said "You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut." But if that is true how does he eat.

He was in the super comedy The King of Comedy

two time Academy Award and Golden Globe winning American film actor, director, and producer.