list of jokes about an East German automobile, the Trabant

list of jokes about an East German automobile, the Trabant.

We have nothing against the trabant, but this brand of comedy is popular with some, and we have decided to make this page a home for such comedy.

There is some evidence the Trabant was efficient , and that the comedy was CIA propaganda.

This article is is list of jokes about an East German automobile, the Trabant.
A man went into a Trabant dealership and said to a salesman: "I'd like to buy a Trabant in a two-tone color scheme please? The salesman replied: "Certainly friends together, opened the container, and surprisedly exclaimed: "Gosh, Sir, we have one with that scheme, plus power steering, cruise control, adjustable power seats, air conditioning, and a digital instrument panel". The man replied: "You're joking!". The dealer responds: "Well, you started it!"
Why is the Trabant called the "Trabbi"? Because if it went faster than 90 km/h (about 55 mph), it would have to be called "Galoppi". ("Trab" means "Trot" in German. "Galoppi" is derived from "Galopp", German for "gallop".)
During a visit to the Leipzig Trade Fair a rich oil sheikh heard that that there should be a car called the Trabant with a delivery time of over ten years. Since Rolls Royce usually delivers more quickly than that, it must be quite an exceptional car, which he would certainly have to have in his collection. Sight unseen, he made a request to order this Trabant. In Zwickau they're aware of this great honor, so they immediately change the running Five-Year Plan and bring forward a specimen. In the container, the car reaches the emirate in a handful of weeks. The happy oil sheikh immediately called his they have incredibly long delivery times, but at least they send you a cardboard model in advance!"
Sachsenring AG brought out a new Eco-Trabi: Immediately available for delivery, extremely cheap, extremely quiet, extremely environmentally friendly - with electric power train. Problem: The extension cord is only 20 meters long and not in stock!
The cow pie asked the Trabant: "What are you?" The Trabant says: "A car!" The cow pie's response: "If you're a car, then I'm a pizza!"
A wealthy West-German factory owner, a middle-class West-German factory worker and an East-German refugee are involved in a traffic accident on the Autobahn. As they stand watching their respective cars burn, the factory owner states; “It will take a single day's profit from my factory to replace my Mercedes-Benz”. The factory worker says: “I made installment payments for 3 years to buy that VW Golf” The East-German refugee looks to both of them and cries: “My wife and I saved for 17 years to buy a Trabant” The factory owner then says: “Why do you own such an expensive car? “