Jokes about Angelina Jolie

She has received three Golden Globe Awards, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, and an Academy Award. What acdemy was.

She was born in Los Angeles, California, United States. Maybe she was called Angelina, because of where she was born.

She was in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, and is probably the most famous Lara Croft. Well part form the real Lara Croft.

She was modelling for Finesse Model Management

She appeared in numerous music videos, including those of Meat Loaf ("Rock & Roll Dreams Come Through"),

, Antonello Venditti ("Alta Marea"), Lenny Kravitz ("Stand by My Woman"), and The Lemonheads ("It's About Time").

Is incredible that meat loaf has manged to seem a tough name when it is just about a foodstuff.

She was in the flick Hackers, this is about computing not a hard team in soccer.

In 1998, Jolie starred in HBO's Gia as supermodel Gia Carangi. She must have used her background as a model to help her.

She was in Pushing Tin, no it is not about the cornish tin industry it is about plane control.

She wasin Gone In 60 Seconds, but it was not one of her lead role performances . You could say was not there for much time in the movie either justy like the name of the movie.

She was in the movie Shark Tale; she was not a tail of a shark.

She was in The Good Shepherd, no this again is not about farming, it is about the CIA.

She has often been a UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador. This mean supporting UN projects for humanitarian work. It does not mean you just go around saying good to people called Will.

Jolie then played Olympias in Alexander (2004), Oliver Stone’s biopic about the life of Alexander the Great. Olympias may have been called Olympias as a recognition of Philip's victory in the Olympic Games of 356 BC. That is silly to name your wife after famous sport event wins. If that was true Pele would have had to rename his wife Worldcupino.

She was in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. This was actually a dystopian movie set in the past, not tomorrow