Jokes about Joaquin Phoenix

He was born in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Notice how the name Joaquin is a bit like the name Juan in San Juan

He protrayed Commodus in Gladiator. He was Roman emperor. This did not mean he was the emperor of hiking he was not the emperor of roaming around.

When he was born he was born with the real name of Joaquin Rafael Bottom. This is true I am not making this up. Obviously in the USA his surname would not work, as it does not have the same conotations, as it does in Spanish. They changed their name to Phoenix to celebrate their new begining. I think we can see which one is the more show business name. Now he is one of the great actors in the USA. Would he have been able to do that if he had kept his old name, who knows? because on the other hand it is not as if anyone with show business names win oscars. Mind you he did get nominated for an oscar.

He was in Walk The Line. This is not a film about walking a line it is about famous Johnny Cash. The movie made a lot of cash.

He was in the movie Ladder 49, I did not see the other 48.

He was in the movie Buffalo Soldiers, it was not a cartoon about a team of buffalos who are soldiers.

He was in the movie Clay Pigeons, he was not a clay pigeon