Jokes about Jennifer Lopez
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After the sucess of her career as an actor maybe she should change her name to Highpez.
Lopez released seven albums, including two 1 albums on the Billboard 200 charts and four Billboard Hot 100 1 singles. Why is she on the Billboard she is not called Bill. Or is it because people have to pay a bill to buy the album.
She was born in the The Bronx, New York City
The Bronx used to be seen as one of tough areas. Places that end in letter X often seem tough.
J. Lo was often used as name for her. I think the term Lo is a bit negative. How about high.
She was in film called Anaconda. Anaconda is a type of snake. It is not about a condo.
She used to attend dance classes. Is there were you learn how to dance or how to dance while doing other stuff.
She was in a movie called Shall We Dance? Well she went to dance class so surely she should no.
She did a film called Maid in Manhattan, which was a pun on the word made and maid.
She was in a finale of Will & Grace.
Was this another reality show did she win. I only joking Will & Grace was a sitcom.
She was in movie called Monster-in-Law. What did she marry the Loch ness monster or maybe the Abominable snowman.
Lopez announced her engagement to Ben Affleck in November 2002, after Affleck gave her a six-carat pink diamond ring worth a reported $1.2 million. Why does a carrot make a ring more epxiensive did it have 6 carrot on string on the end of it. Bugs bunny would like that.
Her movies El Cantante at the Toronto International Film Festival, and Bordertown at the Brussels film festival were well recieved. Yet surely is should have been the other way around. As toronto is a bordertown.
Lopez opened a Cuban restaurant in the South Lake district of Pasadena, California named Madre's If it was cuban themed does that mean it was run by a man with a beard who the Americans kept trying to get rid of.
She was on a film, Money Train. Was this about a Train filled with cash, well you could probably ride it free as it is is so filled with cash they do not want any cash .
She was nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress - Motion Picture Musical or Comedy. Why do they put muscial and comedy in the same section.
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