Jokes about Sylvester Stallone

His full name is Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone

Was he named after Sylvester the cat in the cartoon? I doubt it.

He made a film, called Rocky, not this is not about the rocky mountains.

He is considered by many (including the mayor of Philadelphia) as the one who made the city of Philadelphia an international tourist attraction with the Rocky Steps, it is lucky there were steps called the rocky steps before he when there.

He did a movie called rambo, where he was a elite soldier who could escape anyone. His character won a congressional medal of honour

He was in Cliffhanger this was movie where he climbs cliffs and stuff, the name chosen is pun on the phrase cliffhanger and that he is able to climb a cliff. Imagine if they had not go that phrase and called man who climbs cliffs. Imagine realizing that you could use this phrase as a title for the movie.

He is known as the Italian Stallion, he is lucky this horse was chosen and not the cart house.

His movie rocky won and award for best picture at the oscar. I did not he did picture in it. What did he draw?

He was in the movie the Demolition Man. Was this about a man who works on a construction site?

He also made a movie Judge Dredd who is not the traditional judge. Imagine seeing a judge with that costume on.

He was in the movie Daylight, oddly enough this movie is at night alot.

He was in the movie Cop Land. I saw this movie it was OK but I was expecting a movie about a country of cops. Where cops have their own nation.

Stallone also inducted wrestling icon Hulk Hogan, who appeared in Rocky III as a wrestler named Thunderlips, into the WWE Hall of Fame; Stallone was also the person who offered Hogan the cameo in Rocky III. What is that hall of fame like it must be a bit.damaged with all those wrestlers in there.

Stallone claims to have been able to bench press 385-400 lbs (174.6-181.4 kg) and squat 500 lbs (226.8 kg) in his prime. Why do you want to press a bench.

Stallone is a keen soccer fan since filming Escape to Victory, the movie where he a goally.