Jokes about being in the cinema
I went to a drive in cinema and sat and watched a nature documentary for a few hours before I realised it was a field.
I went to the drive in cinema but the chucked me out they said I was an ordinary cinema and I should take my car out.
My cinema is trying smellovision, actually the toilet system is broken so we just show movies based on farms and swamps and tell everyone it is a high tech smellovision system.
Instead of 3d glasses why not put the real actors on the stage and call it a play.
The screen where the movie is shown is called a projection screen. In poltergeist it was a projecting screen due to the green sick scene when people had 3d glasses.
Why do they always serve noisy food at cinemas popcorn, crisps. Why not muffle corn and squashed food. Or do movies set in crisp factories and so people do not think the movie is being interrupted.
Why not live in the cinmea and eat of the floor and have a fun life watching great movies meeting new people. You would not need any money due to the food people throw on the ground.
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