Jokes about Space and Aliens
Space Jokes, Alien Jokes
Why
are vegetarians not that common in space
Well it is full of meat eators
If the moon was made of Cheese it would be Swiss as it has many a hole in it
There is so much space dust, they are thinking of replacing the International space station with a hoover
There is a lot of dust in space, it is a vacuum cleaner
They say the moon is made of cheese, no wonder mice were the 1st to volunteer to go to space
Why is the red planet not made of a cherry
I saw a flying saucer, then I saw a flying tea cup
Oh those aliens are just looking for a teapot
Saturn Is the BA (A-team) of the solar System, because of the ring, bling bling
Chewbaca has gone to the barber
Other ideas for the "One small step one giant leap for mankind" What if he had this stuff. Armstrong
One small step one, oh no what is this footprint Only jokin
Cybermen love rock music, that is why they wear headphones
The inventor of the daleks must have had a big worry about his toilet being blocked
One small step one, oh no i am being attacked a moonian, jokin
One small step, oh no i forgot to turn the gas off, we have to back
One hop skip and jump,a triple swivel for one man one giant backward flip and swivel for mankind
One treble treble somersault for one man and one giant pain in my ankle for one man
Oh no the moon is not made of cheese and i brought this cracker
Oh there is a turtle holding the Earth up after all,
Quick you guys fill your pocket full of moon dust we can make a bucket of cash out of this
I invented the moon walk
Oh dear i think we took a wrong turning, They told me i was going to Kansas, what am i doing here That is last time I listen to some NASA A to B book
They told me it would be a planet made of just women wanting to repopulate the planet, this is disgrace.
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