Jokes about Anthony Hopkins

He is one of the great actors produced from the welsh.

He won an oscar, it shoud have been called

He is known for playing Hannibal Lecter

He is a very famous Hannibal, second onmly to Hannibal the great, how ironic that he was in the The Elephant Man, how ironic that the the most famous Hannibal was also a man who rode an elephant over the alps.

He starred in the movie The Bunker, this is movie about the evil NAZIs, not about golf.

He was in Beowulf, no this is not a movie about a wolf with terrible BO.

He was in move called The Edge, no this is not about the lead guitar player of U2.

He is called Hopkins, but that does not mean he is especially good at hopping.

The Remains of the Day, this is movie about butler. No it is not a movie version of upstairs downstairs. .

He was in The Silence of the Lambs, no wonder as he is welsh and the country is well known for a farming sheep, like New Zealand. When he got the script he probably thought atlast somewhere I do not have to listen to sheep over and over again.

No offence to sheep, sheep are OK animals, but maybe for some humans it can be a bit over the top.

He was in the The Mask of Zorro, no i know many of you are confused he was not Zorro. They really should explain who zorro is he keeps wearing tha maks.

He is in the film Nixon. He was sent down for wartergate. Watergate was a disaster for his presidency, and now every scandal has a gate prefix, this is tupuid as imagine if there was a gate scandal or even worse another water scandal.

He was in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Where he played Professor Abraham Van Helsing, this is one of the few of his movies. In the movie he is a professor may be he is the man who makes garlic. All you have to to avoid dracula is to take garlic. Dracula is so insanely fussy imagine he likes human blood but not garlic. Imagine taking him to a posh dinner, and trying to explain what he cannot and can have. I am the exacct opppsite I like garlic.

He played Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, obviously he needed make up