Jokes about Brad Pitt

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William Bradley Pitt

It is lucky his middle name is not arm, or coal.

His first name isWilliam, so he is William Pitt the younger, the younger I am sure the tory party would like him to become their leader.

If he was a fan of Rem and stimpy what he if had chosen the name stimpy and had the middle name arm then he would be called stimpy arm pitt.

He has been voted Sexiest Man Alive, he also has the record for placing the most votes in sexiexst man alive. Only joking he did vote really.

He was nominated for a Academy Award and won a Golden Globe Award, both of which were for his role in the 1995 film Twelve Monkeys. I did not rate his perfomance he did look anything like a monkey.

He also in Ocean's Twelve, Is he obsessed with the number

He played Achilles, where he had a problem at the end of the movie as he had a shore heel it was his Achilles heel.

I went past a mine the other day it was called brad, so it is now a brad pitt.

He was in the movie Interview with the Vampire, did not think the interviewer was that tough they should have got paxman from newsnight.

He was in the movie Seven Years in Tibet, he likes the number seven.

He was in Ocean's Eleven, I did not see the there 10 movies.

He says no one talks about Fight Club, well how did anyone know about then.

He says there are no rules in fight club and that second rule is there are no rules in fight club, well that is contradictory, if there are no rules then are there no rules that there are no rules meaning there must be rules. Making his comment utterly ridiculous.

he was also in the film Se7en. I was not able to see the other 6 films.

His name in reverse is tip drab, Ido know how much he tips though he might tip a lot of money.

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