Jokes about being in the cinema

Jokes about Crime and Mystery Movies

In the movie the departed I could not tell the two leader actors apart Damon and Di Caprio.

In the movie wall street after Gecko said greed is good he should have stuffed his face with food.

At the end of slience of lambs there shoukd have been a scene where in the xcell next to hanibal there is lamb and people can go oh no i see.

Did you see the movie The Usual Suspects, I never expected that twist at the end a talking was Keyser Söze was the dog. What do you mean he was not the dog. Well what was the dog in the last scene for then, am I stupid surely they were trying to say that.

(The dog was not Keyser Soze)

Witty remarks to famous quotes

I would like to make you an offer I cannot refuse

What 10 watches a half price

Silence of the lambs

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Yeah well now your in prision all you get is baked beans

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

What is this are you a seria killer or a beauty slaoon.

Clockwork orange

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

It was raining. so I wanted to borrow you wellies.

Scarface

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Say goodnight to the bad guy.

Why did he forget to pay

Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?

OK my balls say this

what's coming to you?

The world, Chico, and everything in it.

What even the stuff in the seage works

Wall Street

Lunch is for wimps.

But I made myself a packed lunch with muscle pie and very very hard rock cake

Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through

So why don't you have lunch then

Pulp Fiction

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
About 114 grams.

Get Carter

Jack Carter (naked, pointing a shotgun)Out!

Put that thing away it might go off.

The Hound of the Baskervilles

Dog howling

Hey the neighbours round here are bit noisy

Blade Runner the Movie - the facts

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

No it is OK I have got your photo album

Movie JFK

At least my reputation is still fine with people watching Laugh In.

No they don't watch politics shows because they think politics is boring.

X: Fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth. And the truth is on your side, Bubba.

OK so your Mr X and you think I am called Bubba. Are you sure you have not confused this conversation with some else.

Later that night the costner character phones up MR X

How did you find my phone number

there are not many people called Mr X in the phone book.

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