Jokes about DVD player
What does dvd stand for?
The way my one keeps playing up it might as well stand for dusty video damaged
But seriously folks it actually means
Digital Versatile Disc
Why is Versatile is it because I sometimes use it scratch myself when I feel itchy, or they can be used as a spare mirror .
Maybe they could be used as a flyin' saucer
You know the joke that sometimes
It is optical disc storage, so you
To be be a dvd player one has to be able to Read a DVD disc in ISO, so if human learns that can they call themself one.
Do you know about the Portable DVD Player, is that another word for a boat.
A disk image is a computer file containing the complete contents and structure of a data storage medium or device, such as a hard drive, CD or DVD. The term has been generalized to cover any such file, whether originated from an actual physical storage device or not. I suppose it is like a passport photo. Hio can we see your photo please.
Blu-ray Disc it could be jazz band with a name like that.
Nuon is a technology that adds additional features to a DVD player.
So i heard Holographic data storage
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