Jokes about Nicole Kidman
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Born Honolulu, Hawaii, US.
With a name like that she can be good at fooling men.
When you go to hawaii people say welcome to hawaii you can say i am not called awaii.
She has a Star on the Walk of Fame,
She is also well known for her former high profile marriage to Tom Cruise.
She appeared opposite Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder, a stock car racing movie, not a movie about the weather. After this, Kidman starred with Cruise in Ron Howard's Far and Away. Yet they were not far and away from eachother at the time as they were married.
Sheis now married to man called Keith Urban, who i expect live in a town.
Kidman has dual citizenship of Australia and the United States. That does not mean she can be both places at once.
She was in great movie Dogville, no it was a not a cartoon about a town of animals.
She was in Cold Mountain, even though there did not seem to be much snow in this movie.
She was in the movie The Interpreter, but it was easy to understand.
She was in the movie Bewitched, where she was a witch. I did not know which withc yet as i have not seen it yet.
She is also set to star in The Lady from Shanghai even though she if not from ther yet.
She collaborated with Robbie Williams on the song Somethin' Stupid, a cover of the old swing song on Williams' swing covers album Swing When You're Winning. It did quite well so it was not stupid.
She will be in Baz Luhrmann's Australian period film titled Australia, which is set in the remote Northern Territory during the Japanese attack on Darwin during World War II. Kidman will play an English woman feeling overwhelmed by the continent, opposite Hugh Jackman. Why is this because the continent is so big next to him.
She was in mini series called Vietnam , so people can ask her have you been to vietnam she can say I helped make it. They will think she means the country not the series.
She was in the movie Billy Bathgate. Is this what happened in watergate when they put the plug in.
She was in the The Golden Compass, this movie did not to so well as the potter movies, so it did not have such a strong force, or should i say magentic force.
She was in the movie The Hours, this must have lead to some confusion as when people asked what is the name of your next movie, and she says the hours they will reply no I meant what is it called not how long it is.
She was in movie called, Fur, maybe some people use that when they watch cold miuntian expectingot to be cold, but then get told in by PETA that fur is wrong.
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