Jokes about Place names in India

What would be the worst place to open a Indian Call centre

Calcutta because they might cut your cal (Calcutta).

Whre is worst place to hide in India?

The city of Hider bad ( Hyderabad )

What place in Northern India seems like the place to find luck?

Lucknow

What town in Southern India is a place to find cherries in water.

Pondicherry

What place in North East India is a bit like a question?

Howrah

What place in Northern India is it OK for cats to makes noises

Kanpur

What city in Northern India might be a good place to wear a coat?

Kota

What city in central India do men try to make the noise of cats?

Manpur.

There are alot of places in Northern and the rest of India, with the name pur at the end. such Jaipur, Kanpur, Jodhpur, Ambikapur, Chandrepur, Nagpur, Jabalpur, Udaipur.

Maybe there could be names like Listentomycatpur, Mycarengineapur, purferct, or city by the sea called kippur, or a city where they look for metal called coppur.

There are alot of places in Southern India with lore at the end such as Bangalore, Nellore, Mangalore, Vellore. Maybe they should open lorry facoties in them then there could be a city makelore. Or the capital could be declarelore, as they makes laws in the country and lore is bit in noise like the word law.

But the actual capital is Delhi

What is the female capital called Delshi