Jokes about Sharon stone

She was famous for a role in Basic instinct, yeah the scene where she roles over with Micahel Douglas

Her full name is Sharon Vonne Stone, Hey nice of them to give her a middle name the rhymes with her surname.

She once said men are not being macho enough what does that mena. What the heck does that mean. What is macho. I am macho, in my view, I hope she does not mean ther wrong type of macho. Macho is meaningless word.

The role that made her a star was that of Catherine Tramell, Basic Instinct. Well give me the number for that tram.

She once modelled for Playboy magazine. I think she made model of the Sr 71 blackbird.

Basic insitnct is the name of the movie she was most famous for. The phrase basic insitnct is obviously about base instinct,. But if it is supposed to be about base instintcs then where is the scene where someone stuifs their face with food.

The tories under Mr Major must have seern this film alot, because when he brought the phrase back to basics they must have been referring to this move.

She is in total recall, well i bet

She was roumoured to be dating Scottish comedian Craig Ferguson, host of The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Well I bet he was looking for a late late late show with her.

For many years it was believed that Sharon Stone was a member of Mensa. This is the high IQ club. Then Mensa got angry and said she had not been a member,. Well so what if they are so clever

She was in the movie Casino, where she won

She was in Catwoman, where she played catnip for the men.

Some anagrams of her name include

Rates Nosh On

Ha Nose Snort

Ha Rents Soon

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