Jokes about acting
If you want to win an oscar change your name to and the award for best actor goes too. Then you can stand up pick the oscar up
Or to the name of actor you think will win.
No actor who won best oscar had a good acting name like Mr actor, or Mr Stage,or Mr play, or Mr Pretend. It is amazing. It seems the less your name has to do with acting the better. So do not change your name to the main actor or the Oscar, why has no one called oscar ever won an oscar for best actor.
the name actor comes from the phrase to act. This may suprise you as
There
are different types of actor such as:
Voice Actor: this man does the voice
on the radio
Leading actor, Obviously to play the main role
Here are some new typs of actor i have invented
hand actor, play a hand in movie when the main actor is no avaibale to play the role.
moustache actor if the actor does not have moustache you can close up on the moustache actor to preten he has one
foot actor if he has better looking use the foot actor
hair actor use his hair instead the other actor if his hair is better
Bit Bit Part, this is an actor who is off the screen but can be for the bit actor to look at
Stunt stunt work this is stun man who does the stun work the main stunt man cannot be risked on
Improvisational this is when you make it up as you go along But do not do this during a Shakespeare play it is not well received.
A Character actor plays a particular type of role rather than leading ones.
Serious Example of character actor role is
Damsel in distress, Hooker with a heart of gold, Neurotic, Best friend, Boss,
I have some other character role such as
A President who shouts invasion help help we are all being invaded and the says only joking all the time, a loud football manager who keeps shouting at the team through the half match talk but this to the other team, man who wears chicken costume, man who sits in whoopi cushion alot during movie, man who has two sided coin, man who keeps running across screen shouting wrong studio
Method
acting
Method acting is an acting technique in which actors try to replicate real life emotional conditions under which the character operates, in an effort to create a life-like, realistic performance. This is contrasted with a more abstracted, less involved style of acting in which the actor himself or herself remains an outside observer of the character he or she is portraying.
Some of this is not possible say if you want to play a dictator or animal if you want play pig in cartoon do you go a pig sty.
Affective memory, also known as 'emotional memory', is an element of Stanislavski's ‘system’ and of Method Acting, two related approaches to acting. Affective memory requires the actor to call on the memories he or she felt when they were in a situation similar to that of their character. Ofcourse this can go wrong if you
memorise it too well. say if you start giving away your bank account detials when you are plaing a a scene in bank. Or if you gived a away scandal in your life.
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