Jokes about Daniel Craig

He is an English actor playing 007.

When he says 007 people might think it is phone number and say I rang it up and you were not there liar.

He is the sixth actor to play Bond in the movies. People say the Bond franchise makes alot of cash. Well you could say it is a good Bond investment.

They never seem to indicate if he is the same bond at ther start of the franchise or different one. Do you think the fictional MI6 have a lounge a hall of fame with photos of each man to have been 007.

Alot of former Bond stars spoke up in defenceof him to media furoe over his appointment. Many did not think he would be up to the task but when he did the movie he was complemented by many who criticised his appointment.

You could say his critics before he did his performance de spy sed his appointment at first but then, were pleasantly Sir Spy rised by his work.

He played for Hoylake Rugby Club. Did they play in the lake?

He studied at Guildhall School of Music and Drama, obviously he must have done better at the drama.

His first leading role on screen was as a co-star in the 1996 BBC Television serial Our Friends in the North. Even though he was from chester. But that is acting for you, you can pretend to be from different places.

He was in Road to Perdition, what road is that is it an A road or motorway.

He was in the movie Layer Cake, not this is a not a movie about a cookery show it is about the illegal drug trade. In the movie he is not named for his character. I did not nottice this as I never remember the names of people in movies. He should have been called thingy, or what's is name.

His first 007 movie was Casino Royale, This was not about a royal visiting a casino.

He is in movie called Defiance, will it defy people.

He was in the movie Copenhagen, which is about physics', not a tour of city.

He was also in the movie Munich, showing perhaps a ceaness to appear in films with names of North to Centeral european nations. A hint there if anyone wants to get him in one of your project.

He was in the The Fortunes and Misfortunes of Moll Flanders, these are not the Flanders who live next door to homer and bart.

He could have a better chance of getting good work on the stock exchange with his name in the movies as Bond. Or do people choose people by surname?

He was born in Chester but that does mean he has big chest or a big chest of draws.