Jokes about director's of films (film)

In one directors cut movie the director had to get rid of his final scene because it was just one of him dancing, and doing kareoke with the aliens. People thought this was self indulgent

Blade runner the Directors cut. I suppose he used the blade runner to cut the movie.

You have say the best director was on taxi he knew the route to direct people.

In my view the best director has to be the one who directed lassie how did he get the dog to tell everyone what the problem was that guy was a genius.

Lucky there was a director on "north by north west" as othwerwise it might hae been "I don't know what the direction is".

It might have been eh eh er i don't know where to go.

Jokes about indivudal directors The best name for a director is James Cameron, because his names is bit like cameraman.

followed by Sam Mendes, as he can mend bad acting.

or Robert Wise, who a best director oscar

Cecil B. DeMille

King Vidor who was nominated for best director oscar had a good name for the video age. But he was around before videos.

Did you hear Ridley Scott. Oh is that cockey rhyming slang for didly squatt. Even though he has done alot of movies.

Orson Welles, he liked to dig wholes, and put water in them.

Ingmar Bergman was a big fan of ice bergs.

Stanley Kubrick loved bricks and cubes.

Clint Eastwood may be named wood but that does mena he likes his actors to be wooden.

Woody Allen also does not want his actor to be wooden,.

Neither does Robert Redford, it is surprsing how many directors have names to do with wood.

and Oliver Stone is another one with static structure name.

Alfred Hitchcock kept turning up in his own moves. You may not have notticed him I can tell you who was in each one

You can see him in North by Northwest, he was the plane pilot

He was the scarecrow in The Birds

he was the curtian in Torn Curtain

In the The 39 Steps, he was step.

In To Catch a Thief he was a gold necklace

Mistakes at the Academy Award for Best Director

Oh no we gave the award to director of finance by accident and not to a film director

He cannot be hear today as he could not find his way so much for being good at directions.

I cannot understand directors who cannot attentd to get their award you would think they could find their way to the oscar ceremony if they are good a directing.

I heard that a film maker did a movie in dictatorship, the dictator of the country won the award for best director as they were only doing what he told them to do.

Style of directing

Auteur theory

In reality these are director's films reflect that director's personal creative vision, as if they were the primary "auteur" (the French word for "author").

Some people think it is people who can not spell properly.

Answers to actors question

What is my motivation?

Eh you are getting lots of money

New Directors cut spider man spiderman is stuck in the bath

New Director cut trainspotting they are actually trainspotters

JFK the new directors cut the the president shoots back