Jokes about movies that won the best movie oscar
funny
Academy Award
1927-1928 Wings
Oscar liked the award so much he grew wings and flew away
1927-1928
Sunrise
The winning speech was so long they had to stay
up until sunrise
1928-1929 The Broadway Melody
There
have been loads of tunes on broadway
1929-1930
All Quiet on the Western Front
Actually Isaw the film and it was pretty nosiy
1930-1931 Cimarron
1932-1933 Cavalcade
1934
It Happened One Night
Yes it one the best movie one night
1935 Mutiny
on the Bounty
Chocolate biscuit mutiny
1936 The Great Ziegfeld
It must have been great he won an oscar
1937 The Life of Emile Zola
1938 You Can't Take It with You
Look i'll buy an extra seat and put the bag on there
1939 Gone with the Wind
Tie it down to a rock then
1940 Rebecca
No we mean the film all the women
called rebecca stood up and thought they had won
1941 How Green Was My Valley
Why are you colour blind, did you think it was blue
1942 Mrs. Miniver
She
invented the mini
1943 Casablanca
Play it again oscar
Maybe not
today maybe not tommrow but maybe this year
1944 Going My Way
Yes
you won an oscar it did go your way
1946 The Best Years of Our Lives
Yes
you won an oscar it the best year
1947 Gentleman's Agreement
A gentleman
would not call himself one
1948 Hamlet
Unfortunately the writer can
not be here today, what a sign of dissrepsect
1949 All the King's Men
What
an accusation to make. He was a happily married man
1950 All About Eve
Which one
1951 An American in Paris
The winner cannot be here today as he is in paris
1952 The Greatest Show on Earth
No wonder it won then.
But what the moon
1953 (26th) From Here to Eternity
It
lasted along time
1954 (27th) On the Waterfront
It was contender
1955
Marty
Everone with that name stood up again
1956 Around the World in
Eighty Days
I heard it was foggy
1957 The Bridge on the River Kwai
Yes Kwai, they won
1958 Gigi
GoGo won
1959 Ben-Hur
In
the chariot race they said Ben Hurry Up
1960 The Apartment
Thye won
the key to winning the oscar
1961 West Side Story
It is allways the
west isn't it never the north or the south or the east.West side bias
1962
Lawrence of Arabia
The winner appeared on the horiozn on a camel, in a mirage.
1963 Tom Jones
Writer cannot be here again. The British are showing lack of respect.
1964 My Fair Lady
Other ones say unfair
they lost
1965 The Sound of Music
Losers said more like the noise of music.
1966 A Man for All Seasons
Long career
1967 In the
Heat of the Night
It is colder at night so big deal
1968 Oliver!
Please
sir can i have some oscar
1969 Midnight Cowboy
He rides his horse at
night
1970 Patton
He had a lust got oscar glory
1971 The French
Connection
Was there Onion for the people to cry with when they won
1972
The Godfather
I am going to make you an offer you cannot refuse an oscar what
do you mena you refused it for the navarro indians.
1974 The Godfather Part
II
So the last one wasonly part one
1975 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's
Nest
Which nest, was the one they stole cuckoos steal nests booo
1976
Rocky
It did not fall over
1977 Annie Hall
Was it held there
1978 The Deer Hunter
I dedicate this award to the deer we hunted
1979
Kramer vs. Kramer
The one in seinfeld v the one in new york
1980 Ordinary
People
At last one the elites do not win
1981 Chariots of Fire
Get
a fire extinguisher this film is hot
1982 Gandhi
He was giddy win he
won
1983 Terms of Endearment
Contract pre nuptial agreement
1984
Amadeus
You should have seen Salieri's face when his name was read out,
he was so jealous
1985 Out of Africa
I know it is in the USA
1986
Platoon
Play toon
1987 The Last Emperor
Look on the bright side he was the first gardener
1988 Rain Man
I told you his name was
raymond
1989 Driving Miss Daisy
The sequel was Flying Miss Daisy
1990
Dances with Wolves
Disco Disco woof woof
1991 The Silence of the Lambs
I
heard them going baa baa
1992 Unforgiven
Well you won so must have
bnee forgiven
1993 Schindler's List
He was at the top of the list this
year
1994 Forrest Gump
Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get. Do not put it on the radiator it might melt.
1995
Braveheart
Freeeeeeeeeeeeedom, fourdom
1996 The English Patient
If
he get's cured he becomes scottish
1997 Titanic
Don't spiol the ending
1998 Shakespeare in Love
He shakes his spear
1999 American Beauty
Donly you mena USA beauty
2000 Gladiator
When someone asked
why the lion ate the female zebra. The lion in the collesium said that he was
glad he ate her.
2001 A Beautiful Mind
Is that another word for ugly
2002 Chicago
What the whole city won
2003 The Lord of the Rings:
The Return of the King
One film to rule them all
2004 Million Dollar
Baby
Do not sell people
2005 Crash
It was not crash at the box
office
2006 The Departed
I could not tell di caprio and damon apart for the first half of the movie. It was confusing.
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