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Jokes about places in Scotland

 

What county is the best place to buy bread

Loathian of bread.

 

What small town thinks it is the biggest town?

Biggar.

 

What two places would bird life like to live in?

Ayr and Skye.

 

What island is the best place to contemplate issues in the country?

Mull. So you can mull on issues in the country

 

What town should it not rain in as the air should be dry?

Airdrie.

 

What town seems to have been named with an obsession with beef and cows?

Cowdenbeath. Beath does seem a bit like beef.

 

What town is best to transport glass through

Glas gow

 

Everyone has heard of the Firth of forth the firth of the river Forth in Scotland

Well what about the other 3 forths?

Why is there a river Forth. What about a river first, second and third.

 

What is most fortified bar in the country?

Dunbar.

 

What places has two parts of the human head?

Eyemouth.

 

Where would be the place to store tyres?

Mull of Kintyres.

 

There should be a town built to the east of Perth called "ect". Then when you read it on map you could see perth ect.

 

What place is the best order chips?

Dumfries. As there should be a alot of fries (aka chips) on offer.

 

What island has been nicknamed as the most attractive island in Scotland?

Isle of Bute.

 

Which town should you wrap up warmly in when you dip your feet into the water?

Coldstream.

 

What town in Central Scotland should have the most bathhouses?

Bathgate.

 

Which island is the loudest?

Yell, in the Shetland island region.

 

Which loch sees itself as the most impressive?

Loch Awe.

 

Everyone talks about how Forfar is called Forfar, (you know it is called four) but we all notice on a map there are four major towns in the Brechin, Montrose, Arbroath, and Forfar, in a square shape almost equally distanced from eachother. Maybe they should be renamed onefar, twofar, threefar, to go with forfar, as they are all a roughly equal distance from eachother. And the area could be renamed the squarefar.

 

The Loch Ness Monster seems to have had alot of places named after him such as the Loch Ness, Inverness, Fife Ness, Buchan Ness, he must have been to a lot of places, is Ben Nevis named after Nessie, as he climbed the mountain.

 

What is the fastest island?

Arran.

 

Where would be the best place to buy hair?

Wigtown.

 

Which town would be a good place to set Allo Allo again with a tartan version?

Alloa.

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