Jokes about places in the Mexico

We have all heard of tasty Mexican food but if the Yucatan peninsula started selling food, then we would have to call it yucy food, which would not be a good name for food, even though I am sure Yucatan food is tasty too.

Tabasco is a place in Mexico, imagine that naming a place after a sauce.

A see separates Cuba from Mexico called the Yucatan channel. Imagine if they has a TV channel called the Yucatan channel. People be confused I am going to watch Yucatan channel, oh really how are you going to get there we are miles from there, no I mean the TV channel.

Which city might it good to wear a cap in with the word ulco on it?

A cap ulco. (Acapulco) .

What town in Mexico would be a good to put in meta tag?

Matamoros .

Which town is most angry ?

Veracruz, as it does have ring of very cross.

I see there is a reservoir in the country called Falcon Reservoir. Does that mean they build reservoirs for birds to drink from there?

Peurto Vallarta

Everyone has heard of Mexico City how about making Mexico town and a Mexico village.

What town would be a good for turning on and off the water supply to Mexico?

"Tap"achula.

What area should be good at ball games?