Jokes about star trek (film)

What do you wrap a star trek aliens food in? Klingon film

What aliens would like to vist rome? Romulan

What aliens would be best at tennis? Borg

What space ship would be the best for caching rabitts?

A klingon bird of prey

What alien name is most like duck?

Quark, Because goes quark quark

What alien would mae the best shrink?

Quark

Where would be the best place to hide on star ship:

on the holodeck when they find you, you could say I am just a holodeck character.

Jokes about each character

Captain Kirk

He often likes to boast of going Where No Man Has Gone Before.

Caprian kirk does not like desk job , he was happy to be demoted from admiral to captain so he could fly on his starship that must be why there are no desks on his bridge.

Captian kirk likes to ask his crew to set their phasers to stun why does he not just tell them startling fact that can stun aliens.

Montgomery Scott

What do you say when you want him to turn the lights on? Beam me up, Scotty,

He is know for his innovative technological genius. On one such occasion, when Kirk and Spock are trapped on an alien world, Scott uses the ship's power to shut down the planet's electrical grid for a few seconds, enabling Enterprise crewmen to rescue Kirk and Spock without violating the Prime Directive. I hope he compensated their electricity bill.

Spock

Vulcans, as a matter of custom and policy, suppress all emotional influence by living lives of rigid emotional self-control through meditative techniques and training of mental discipline.

Guinan

T'Pol

Which character

Leonard McCoy

One of his catchphrases is

He's dead, Jim.,

that is not a good catchphrase if your a doctor.

Jean-Luc Picard

Who would be the best

Beverly Crusher

What doctor would work best at the recyling dump

Because hs can crush the cans