Jokes about Halle Berry

It is a fact that she was named after Halle's Department Store, lucky they did not name her after 99p

As Bond girl Jinx in the 2002 blockbuster Die Another Day, she famously recreated the scene from Dr. No, where she walked out of the water wearing a bikini.

She was in the film Boomerang , when she caught a phone call from boomer.

She was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in front of the Kodak Theatre. Imagine if they could put any hangers on any actors have as a planet around each star.

She is a berry good actress

She won Miss Teen All-American in 1985 and Miss Ohio USA in 1986. She did not win Miss Usa, she just Miss ed Out

IF she wins more oscars she might be put in the halle of fame.

She once went out with a baseball player but he did not get in the hall of a fame, he did go out with the halle of fame.

She was a famous model so when she became a famous actress you cannot say she was plucked like a berry from the wilderness.

Berry served many years as the face of Revlon and Versace. Does that mean she has to wear versace clothes on her face. Maybe she has to put the skirt on her head.

She was in X-Men, surely if they are x-men she sould have been a X-women, or a Xess

She was in Monster's Ball, this was not a horror movie where she daned with the loch ness monster.

In 2002 she was named Sexiest Women in the World, she was so sexy even some people on other planets voted for her.

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