Jokes about Jennifer Aniston

She is best known for playing Rachel Green in the popular tv sitcom Friends. No her name was not named after a place.

Her real name was Jennifer Anastassakis, This is a greek name. Is it smashing name?

She was born in Sherman Oaks, California. Is that a forrest?

She had a guest role in Courteney Cox Arquette's series Dirt. Why would you call your series dirt? Surely that allows critics to make negative comments.

She had a guest role, what a cheese role.

She knew Telly Savalas, who used to have a sort of catchphrase of sucking a lollypop. There are not many men who could make eating lolly pop look macho. Actually it was not a catchphrase it was catcheat.

She was in a movie called the The Break-Up, was this about the break up the great show Friends.

She was in a movie called Rumor Has It, was that movie spread by word of gossip.

She was in the movie The Iron Giant, where she did the voice of a cartoon character. Nobody ever wins an oscar for doing a voice on cartoon, how great a display of acting would you have to to get an oscar for a cartoon.

She was in a movie called Friends with Money. It would be very funny if it was exaclty the same as Friends, and all the former stars of the TV series said oh hold on you have just started the series again with different people.

She won a Emmy Award for Best Actress in a Comedy Series, it would funny if an emu presented her with the award.