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Yeti Musings
The Yeti's fave band is Zee Zee Top, his fave supermodel was Kirsty Hume till she cut her long main off.
His fave tv character is Thing off the Adams Family.
One day a lazy yeti was climbing Everest his way of ruining the expedition and getting a break, so making the climb have to be called off, was saying every so often what mountain are we on, and he was told everest he heard this as ave a rest so said don't mind if I do, and so took rests every so often, taking his shoes off too,
A Comedy Search for the Yeti
One day a group of people as a team go to look for the Yeti. They say we are going to search only Sikkim, as all the other reports are just made up. Nobody could belive that there could be a hominid in the Himalayas without being found.
Just imagine walking along the Himalayas and seeing loads of signposts to the Republic of the Yetiland, and Shangri la,
What would I have if I went on a Yeti search, I would get a team of 100 people, and loads of helicopters and scour the jungles, and mountains.
What Spanish place does Yeti holiday in, San Grila
What do you call a yeti in a bad millitary position a bombable snowman,
What do you call a snowman fighter pilot a bomb a nation snowman
What do you call 2 snowballs on top of eachother, with a carrot on the top one, a abominable snowman,
What do you call a snowman who is always swearing the abomination snowman,
A List of Comedy and non-comedy alternative names for the Yeti
Somebody said to me does the Yeti exist, I said, does the Yeti shit in the woods (That is if the Yeti is a forest animal, sometimes reaching the snow to get from high himalayan forests surrounded and seperated by snowy mountains,
The Abysmal Snowman (A puddle of water) The detestable snowman, the rubbish snowman, the disgusting snowman (carrot in wrong place), The rubbish monster, The distatseful snowman, the disasterous snowman, exitable snowman,
the Everest Monster, The Himalayas ape, the Himalays Monster, Giant Hairy ape, Giant Black ape, the Giant orangutan, Lhotse Terror, Nepalese Gorilla, Tibetan Wildman, Monsterous snowman, the Cool Gorilla, the hominid mammoth, the assured snowman, a expert at snooker, the absoulte snowman, a good player at poker, the assured iceman, or a bad poker player, the abominabal snowman, the hominid Wooly Rhino,
Miss Spelling versions, abnormal snowman, abominablesnowman, abominable snowperson, abominable snowpersons, abominable snowpeople, xeti, ueti, teyi, yeti, teti, yetti, yetie, obinimal snowman, obiminabal snowman, odominal snowman, abdominal snowman, abominable snoweman, abominable snoman, abominable snowmann, aboninable snowman, ubominable snowman, ahbominabl snowman, abominabal snowman, abominable snowmen, abonimal snowman, abonimal snowman, abonymal snowman, abominable snowoman, abonemal snowman, aabominable snowman, abombinable snowman, Abonimal Snowman, Abominimal Snowman, Snpwman, abomininbal snowman, abominable snowman, abinimible snowman, yeahti, yehti, yeahty,
Other people called snow, include Peter Snow, John Snow, and Snowball from the Simpsons,
Get this hilarious Yeti, this is what I look like before I shave T Shirt
Is it not interesting Abraham Lincoln and Caesar had never heard of the Yeti,
Bigfoot is the North American Yeti, and mermaids are the female sea version,
I tell you the Yeti is really angry the way people seem to blame him for World War One, and not the Kaiser, the Emperor of Austria, and Tsar of Russia, People are alwas saying snowman's land snowlan's land. as if he caused the war and it's all about him
I was talking to my buddy who said the Yeti does not exist, then Bigfoot walked away,
Just imagine they called big foot great foot, they may have confused hime with a grape fruit,
What do mummy and daddy yeti say to yeti kids when they shout too loud, you have behaved abonomaly
While writing these sites I had a dream of looking through the computer about names about the Yeti
So in the Himalayas, there is Everest and lhotse monsters,
The Yeti would no people existed as they are so much more common. So it would believe in people.
So a good mix for Yeti is to be with polar bears, elephant seals, artic foxes, and more,
Loch Ness Monster sounds like a American Football Team, like Philadelphia Eagles, but it a great name, and my equal fave monster with Yeti
Yeah like going into the Dallas Cowboys Supporters bars, and say Loch Ness Monsters would beat you beat you, no I would not I would look stupid
Or into there, Philadelphia and say Loch Ness Monster would beat the Eafgles, and say no I meant real eagles, not the Philadelphia eagles,
What does the Yeti go on when he is sailing a yaueghti, he leaves on not a jetti but a teti or teyi or jetti or yeti so the Yeti on a boat
If Yeti was in Star Wars he could be a Jedi or a Yeti, Chubacka looks like the Yeti in a way
The Yeti would be good at many sports like, he would be good at Rugby, and American Football, and Weightlifting, as yetis are said to be much stronger than people
A very competent Yeti could be called the aplombinable Snowman
If there is a man called Mr A Snowman in the phone book that could be the yeti
The Getty Museum, and there is also the Yeti Museum, but also Getty Pictures, maybe that is why there are so few sightings that get the camera to work, as Yeti has copywrighted his photos like Getty
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Top 10 of Monsters, 1 Loch Ness Monster, 1 Yeti, 3 Bigfoot, 4 Aliens, 5 Vampires, 6 Witches, 7 Wizards, 8 Dragons, 9 Mokele mbembe 10 El Chupacabra
My fave team could beat all these teams, Select of Yetis, the Moon, Antartica, Mars, and Venus, and beat them as in 2007 there is nobody there, so in 2100 people will say wow you beat the huge Yeti population, and Mars wow. when the Mars population has been booming to billions, and if the Yeto has been discovered and decided to play football as they could if gorillas can do sign language they can maybe do football, and be a gorilla select and Yetis are maybe as clever,
Sir Edmund Hilary said "There is precious little in civilization to appeal to a Yeti.”
A idea, a Monsters theme park, with the Yeti
The yeti is steady as a mountain goat
What is the most dangerous Yeti in the world, a A- Bomb inable snowman, like a H Bomb or Atom Bomb
The Yeti may be Bhutanse, Nepalese, Tibetan or Sikkimese, ot Thai, Thai as he may say Yeah Thai
Just imagine the Yeti was a very charming beutiful looking person inside a coat.
We could set up a station called Radio Yeti, in it as it would be made up as we could not get the yeti we would have to make up all the analogies ourselves, but in the end as we would only be able to think of ones like I was pushing snow up a hill, and extremely lame anectdotes we would have to end the station anyway
Why not disgiuse oneself as a yeti and a Yeti may come up and say hi,
Or sit inside a snowman, and look out with binoculas,
Open Letter to the Yeti
Dear Yeti, / Hominid Yeti, If you exist it is time to give yourself up. or not
The Yeti would own a 4 by 4 maybe, to go up hill, he would say he does not want furry dice as he is furry enough already, or work maybe in a garden store, as they understand nature, or maybe work in a climbing equipment shop,
A man says the Yeti is a phenmonen a paranormal thing and a man who belives in him agrees and says yes he is a sensastion, the skeptic is angry and was trying to say the creature is untrue
If the Yeti had a business he would want abominable snowmen and Abominable Yesmen, as he is too sensitive about critisicm
Abominablw snowman is a anagram of Bon Amiable, Now mans, And Yeti is of tiye,
The end of that letter,
Yeti wers a t shirt saying yeti
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